i am like one of the books you starts to read and never finish it • feel free to ask me to tag things • He/They • Ele/Elu (Ela caso moots) • Eduard (that's my name) ou Duda • 19
That thing guys do when they rub their tip up and down your clit and almost push it into your hole but then just keep going up? That’s how to get a girl d e s p e r a t e
pac canonizing that his character lost a leg bc cellbit ate it in prison makes everything so much funnier. which is saying a lot because the concept of becoming a co-parent with the serial killer that tried to kill you and your friends when you were in prison and later went on to reform his life so you guys could play hide-and-seek together is already hilarious. but now on top of all that that guy also ate your fucking leg off?? insane. peak comedy. nothing will ever top this.
can you imagine family dinners. pac cooks something even Slightly bad and cellbit just looks at him dead in the eye and goes “your raw leg tasted better than this.”
Cillian Murphy talking about Oppenheimer: yeah it’s a good movie :)
Ryan Gosling talking about Barbie: After working on this movie for so long I can only perceive the world in shades of pink… when I look at my reflection in the mirror, Ken is waving back at me…. he has Ken-sumed me, mind, body and soul….
